About Moi
About The Author
Born in a cave and secretly adopted by a clan of Atheists, the young man named Mud soon discovered he had a talent for stringing letters together to form words. Unfortunately, this was a talent everyone else had, and he wasn’t quite able to match their prowess in matching words together to form coherent sentences.
After sulking in a corner for about five or six years, he made a dazzling comeback with ‘Bumblebee One and Bumblebee Two,’ a poem that turned him into an overnight celebrity inside his own delusional mind. After quickly crashing his own career and ending his life in a tragic Twizzler overdose, he was reincarnated as a computer keyboard, which as a result has left him with little else to do but write a story or three.
About the Story
A much reduced version of this story was written by yours truly in High School, and was actually a poorly organized script for a Drama class skit. After graduation, the idea flitted around inside my head a bit, and it’s only recently that it’s formed enough coherence to make it onto ‘paper,’ partially because I wasn’t satisfied with just making a story that poked fun at Hell. I wanted there to be some philosophical and social basis behind the differences you’ll find between my version of Hell, and the classic fire and brimstone incarnation.
It goes without saying, this is a work of fiction; if for whatever reason something in this offends you, then sorry, but this isn’t an attempt to convert people to a cult.
…unless, of course, being a Cult Leader involved a paycheck. In which case, hey, call me Reverend Sky Water Flower of the Dancing Marshmellow Dynasty. Just gimme your checkbook whilst you do it…
(It should be noted, this story will have a bit of light swearing in it; I’ll try to avoid excessive use, and even have a method in a future installation to prevent use in dialog but considering the subjects in this story are all adults, and are in Hell, it’d be particularly unrealistic and a little naive to assume they’d all think ‘Gosh Darned Rascals!’ )
